The world is still reeling after the arrival last night of 17 ambassadors from Tralfamador.
Bush claims alien vessels contain weapons of mass destruction. Demands inspection. Less>
Blair supports Bush. "Call me Roots," says Tony. (Think about it.)
Israelis bulldoze homes used by aliens. Less>
GlaxoSmithKline patents alien DNA. Less>
Sharia court sentences aliens to death. Less>
McDonalds releases new McAlienburger. Less>
Christian group protests, demands aliens wear clothes. Less>
Earth a hoax, claim aliens. Less>
Pope old, confused and irrelevant. Less>
Abductees hire football stadium for reunion. Less>
Iowa man driven insane by 24 hour news coverage of alien arrival. Less>
French demand bilingual aliens. Less>
Analysts finds tenuous link between aliens and share prices. Claim world's economies are not based on a fragile, unstable system after all. Less>
Aliens in $2bn detergent sponsorship deal. Less>
Buy scorched grass at eBay. Less>
Buy books on spurious affiliate programs at Amazon. Less>
Links for the curious
Axis Mundi Plan
Cults (same again)
Sassy's dogbite service
BBC news (pear-shaped world)
Dictionary of English
Foxglove shopping affiliates:
Babygear.com, Garden.com, Pets.com, Furniture.com, Living.com, ToyTime.com, Clickmango.com, Auctions.com, Boo.com, Boxman.com, Toysmart.com.
Webmasters - secure your future, join our affiliate program now!
Are you getting through to the Dream Internet of the Pear-shaped
Visit the Pear-shaped FISHCAM
Really this site is just a publicity vehicle for my fiction writing. You can
download three free novels here at Foxglove. For more details, see, Vince's
Desire (my most recent), Field of Reeds and
Pious in the Mornings. I've now had over 60,000
books downloaded from this site - far more than I'd ever anticipated.
There's also a small selection of short stories
and poetry. Here's a curious piece,
about sex in a microchip factory. And the latest nonsense - Sherlock Holmes (Dance Mix).
The stories section is very popular and around 2,500 are read each month.
You'll find more details about me and my writing
Other fiction sites, especially those offering free material,
are linked in the Online Books section.
And if you'd like to put your own writing on the Web, here are
some Technical Tips.
Finally, if you're passing through London, call in at our writer's group,
first second not very interactive DHTML cartoon strip -
BillGenie - can be viewed
here on Foxglove.