A satire on celebrity and genetic modification. The god Pan comes to Earth and because of his goats' legs is mistaken for a genetically modified organism. He becomes famous, appears on a couple of TV shows, and tries to remember that his original reason for coming to Earth is to thwart the intentions of his rival Joe Progress, a thoroughly modern deity. Unfortunately, a big genetics company has the patent on any mix of goat and human genes.
The opening was ranked in the top five on the peer review site YouWriteOn.com (now defunct). Length 48,000 words, a long novella. This free version was fully revised in 2020. An earlier version was published as a paperback in 2008, now out of print. The image top left shows the paperback cover.