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Dead Pan and Joe Progress
A satire on celebrity and genetic modification. The god Pan comes to Earth and because of his goats' legs is mistaken for a genetically modified organism. He becomes famous, appears on a couple of TV shows, and tries to remember that his original reason for coming to Earth is to thwart the intentions of his rival Joe Progress, a thoroughly modern deity. Unfortunately, a big genetics company has the patent on any mix of goat and human genes.
The opening was ranked in the top five on the peer review site YouWriteOn.com. The entire book is free to download. It's now available in new formats.
Formats for mobile devices are availeble on the Tinhat Dead Pan page, including .prc for Mobipocket and Amazon Kindle, .lit for Microsoft Reader, and the new .epub format. The page also includes links to the entire novel in XHTML for viewing in a web browser.
If you have an old version of Pan and Progress, split into two parts, you can find any missing parts here.
This book was first published on the Web in 2006. The author (me!) retains copyright and the book should not be republished in any way.
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